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I am the ultimate sucker for eyeslipsface makeup. Low prices, low expectations, coupon codes aplenty. I could scour this site for 12093829 hours and still find something new to purchase and justify hoarding. I have an unopened sack (a sack, I tell you) of e.l.f. purchases hidden in my bathroom drawer of shame that may or may not include 10-15 different shades of mineral eyeshadow during an opportunistic buy one, get a gazillion free sale.
Hypothetical haul breakdown: Essential Nail Polish - Mod Mauve ($2) // Essential Shimmering Facial Whip - Golden Peach ($1) // Essential Shimmering Facial Whip - Lilac Petal ($1) // Essential 3-Piece Nail Polish Set - Nice & Natural ($3) // Essential 3-Piece Nail Polish Set - Glam Bam ($3) // Essential Waterproof Eyeliner Pen - Black ($1) // Essential Shimmer Eyeliner Pencil - Blissful Blush ($1) // Essential Glitter Eyeshadow - Night Owl ($2) // Essential Blush with Brush - Glow ($2) // Studio Pointed Foundation Brush ($3) // Studio Baked Blush - Passion Pink ($3) // Studio Glossy Gloss - Tangy Tangerine ($3) // Essential Blush with Brush - Bronzed ($2)
How much I didn’t spend: $30.00 (I’m getting the shakes. Want..to..press..button..)
Hours of my life wasted: 1
Charlotte Russe BOGO shoes. It’s on like donkey kong.
Hypothetical haul breakdown: Triple Buckle Ankle Boot ($38.50) // Sueded Black Pump ($35.50) // Blush Pointed Toe Pump ($15.50) // Velvet Platform Pump ($35.50) // Sueded Western Boot ($15.50) // Striped Grey Loafer ($15.50)
How much I didn’t spend: $156
Hours of my life wasted: .50
Oh, Tobi. Your tiny models make everything look so gud. Though I managed put some blinders on and focus on shoes. With one exception. (Yes, I wear sweaters even when it’s balls hot.)
Hypothetical haul breakdown: Caged wedges ($54) // Platform heel with tribal print ($50) // Black strappy sandals ($25) // Grey t-strap sandals ($38) // Stripey off-shoulder sweater ($48)
How much I didn’t spend: $215
Hours of my life wasted: 1 (Hey. It’s a big site.)
Despite being very over demo, I will still be trampling over tweens to buy Charlotte Russe skinny jeans. My stubby legs fit perfectly into their Short (even Regular! /beams) sizes, and my favorite pair to this day cost $5 on clearance, and I’m not sure what kind of counseling I’ll require when they eventually fall off my body in patches.
Hypothetical haul breakdown: Refuge Skin Tight Legging Dark Rinse ($29.99) // Refuge Skin Tight Legging Black Denim ($29.99) // Refuge Glam Ultra Skinny Black Denim ($34.99) // Refuge Glame Ultra Skinny Indigo Denim ($34.99)
How much I didn’t spend: $131.95 ($5 off with code FIESTA)
Hours of my life wasted: .5
Romwe.com stockpile of my grey / black / blue essentials. And not sure why I keep falling back into the backpack trend, but this one looks kinda badass with its pleather-y goodness.
Hypothetical haul breakdown: Sleeveless grey dress ($29.99) // Black asymmetrical sheer dress ($38.99) // Tie-dye sleeveless yellow and grey top ($28.99) // Gradient blue shirt ($28.99) // Black backpack ($61.99)
How much I didn’t spend: $188.95
Hours of my life wasted: .75
Express.com BOGO half-off sale: Black Skinnies edition.
Fair warning for an upcoming theme for this blog: I gravitate toward dark pants with the highest likelihood of cutting off my blood circulation. Blot-clot faaaaabulouuuuus.
Hypothetical haul breakdown: Stella Colored Luxe Sateen Legging ($69.90) // Stella Cropped Extreme Stretch ($34.95 - BOGO discount, cue hypothetical adrenaline squee)
How much I didn’t spend: $112.85
Hours of my life wasted: .5
Sole Society nude heels. I still blame Kate Middleton for my overdrawn obsession.
Hypothetical haul breakdown: “Gracie” patent wedge ($49.95) // “Felicite” mid-heel sandal ($49.95) // “Genevieve” round toe patent heel ($49.95) // “Sasha” ankle-strap platform ($49.95)
How much I didn’t spend: $199.80
Hypothetical haul coupon codes (thanks, Shoe Doctor!):
‘LEATHERSUEDE15’ to get $15 off your first purchase (unknown expiration)
‘SOLESISTER’ for $10 off your 1st purchase (unknown expiration)
Hours of my life wasted: .5
Target.com Spring / Summer fashion finds.
Hypothetical haul breakdown: Black maxi skirt ($19.99) // Coral tribal clutch ($16.99) // Grey convertible backpack ($26.99) // Faux snake / straw overnight bag ($49.99) // Black chunky heel pump ($29.99) // Tan strappy espadrille wedge ($27.89) // Strappy open nude wedge ($24.99)
How much I didn’t spend: $196.83
Hours of my life wasted: 1.5
Walmart.com Spring / Summer fashion finds. Yes, WALMART, people.
Hypothetical haul breakdown: Striped maxi dress ($15) // Floppy hat ($8) // Tribal sweater mini skirt ($6) // Belted denim shorts ($10) // Tribal ankle strap sandal ($33) // Strappy wedge bootie ($29)
How much I didn’t spend, but really wanted to: $101
Hours of my life wasted: 1
